About
Hi! My name is Lake, I’m 23, and I use he/him pronouns.
My username is pronounced Coke Dog!
This is my main and it’s kind of just my shit post blog. No rhyme or reason to what I post here, mostly just funnies and occasionally aesthetic/fandom. I don’t really tag anything, but I try with common triggers!
I am engaged to my partner Stan at @cinnamonphaze and I love him. ❤️
Other blogs I’m active on:
Main: @scoutfinchbitchie ⬅️ you are here!
South Park: @manbearbitchie
Nicktoons: @tommypickleback
Babycore/Childhood nostalgia: @strawbabieshortcake
Horror/Spooky Aesthetic: @paranormaloser
seasidesapphix:
auto suggest bewilders me
funshape:
my advice for not going insane? try to do something every weekend. go to events, you’ll love events. and not like just hang out with ur friends or go clubbing , no, make a day out of going to some local market by yourself or attend some strange convention event you’ve never heard of. i cannot stress the importance of doing random events on a friday night or saturday or a sunday at r pm for mentally ill people especially if you’re depressed and have been searching for an anchor 2 tether yourself to. attend some events now
owlpellet:
owlpellet:
my advice to kids on the internet is don’t get too attached to your username and absolutely do not blend your offline life with your online presence. you do not want your future self to have any connection to the stuff you are saying and doing right now
you don’t have the privilege of every embarrassing thing you said being lost to a defunct bbcode forum like my generation did. please, please leave yourself the opportunity for a clean slate. you’ll thank yourself later.
btw this post is just as much about online safety and protecting yourself from stalkers/employers as it is being able to distance yourself from kin drama and ship wars when you realize the absurdity of it all
lifeisablackhole9:
you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
lakevida:
castielshamster-deactivated2023:
lakevida:
pillsburysoyboy:
lakevida:
i wish i had a gay cigarette
Fag
i have a name
Most people in the LGBTQIA community don’t appreciate cishets using the F word.
If we were in the same house in the same room, I’d be dragging you by the ear “old mama style”and making you eat a bar of ivory soap.
Don’t fuck with me, Poppin’ Fresh. You’ll find that as an ally, I don’t take kindly to ANYONE using that word.
who are you talking to
literallyaflame:
literallyaflame:
“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must
not to be that guy but if you’re talking about breasts, say breasts. if you’re talking about pregnancy, say pregnancy. you don’t have to bend over backwards coming up with wacky shit like “uterus-having pregnancy-carrier” or “afab presenting nipples” to be more inclusive. half the time, it’s not inclusive anyway. so just be specific. a person with breasts can simply be “a person with breasts.” it’s easy, it’s fun, it’s free
moving-to-dreamwinged:
referring to characters as [Name] [Source] never fails to make me giggle like it’s perfect comedic gold
